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Why didn't I think of this before?
Jun. 1st, 2010 01:59 pmVia the spEak You're bRanes website, I have come across the jewel of a website that is Andy Kadir-Buxton's homepage. He seems to be a genuine loon, convinced that he's found the cure for (almost) all mental disorders - hitting people in the head hard enough to stun them.
I'm not even joking.
In case clicking on outside links isn't your style, let's break down a bit of what he says on his amazing website. It's all very scientific.
"For your ease of use". Just in case you want to try this out on your depressed significant other, or your child who's suffering from ADHD. I'm glad that someone has been looking into a more cost-effective way of tackling the problem of mental health, anyway! Who'd have thought that it was possible with just the palms of our hands? Just got to make sure it's exactly the same pressure when you smack yourvictim patient.
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All of this is just from the opening page of his website. I haven't even got onto the extra links, like "reducing labour pains by 80%" or "the orgasmic nose". I don't know if I want to. By all means, terrify yourselves if you want to.
[EDIT:]
...Wait, what!?
I'm not even joking.
In case clicking on outside links isn't your style, let's break down a bit of what he says on his amazing website. It's all very scientific.
Decades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems. The cure, which I term the Kadir-Buxton Method, has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the same time and pressure with the soft part of the inner hand which is where the thumb joins the hand. The arrow in Figure 1 shows this point for your ease of use.
"For your ease of use". Just in case you want to try this out on your depressed significant other, or your child who's suffering from ADHD. I'm glad that someone has been looking into a more cost-effective way of tackling the problem of mental health, anyway! Who'd have thought that it was possible with just the palms of our hands? Just got to make sure it's exactly the same pressure when you smack your
( Read more... )
All of this is just from the opening page of his website. I haven't even got onto the extra links, like "reducing labour pains by 80%" or "the orgasmic nose". I don't know if I want to. By all means, terrify yourselves if you want to.
[EDIT:]
All blockages [in the fallopian tubes] that I have found have been dead bacteria, or sometimes lemonade which is a result of a country wide practice of lesbians at Universities.
...Wait, what!?
